Female hormones discovered in Lapin Kulta beer
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Important warning for men: There are female hormones in Lapin Kulta beer!!

Last weekend when talking to a couple of friends in a bar downtown, somebody claimed that he had read somewhere that beer contains lots of female hormones.

After we stopped laughing, we decided that we should find out if this theory holds true. That's why, in the name of science, we all drank 20 bottles of Lapin Kulta and effectively proven that beer indeed contains lots of female hormones:

1. We all got fatter
2. We talked a lot
3. We couldn't drive properly anymore
4. We were unable to have logical thoughts
5. It was impossible to admit we were wrong, even if we were
6. Each of us thought to be the middle of the universe
7.We were walking hand in hand or arm in arm to support eachother
8. We had to visit the toilet every 15 minutes, often all at at the same time

In order to serve science will someone test if Karhu, Koff and Karjala beer have all the same effect!?